i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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