all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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