this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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