Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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