I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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