I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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