Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
