is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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