There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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