help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i think i just lost a toe
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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