I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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