shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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