going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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