We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
