ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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