Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I would fuck him just for his dog
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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