best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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