i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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