you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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