were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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