Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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