can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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