Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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