so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
too bad you live with your parents still
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
