Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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