I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
