I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Houston, we have a squirter
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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