That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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