This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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