That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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