Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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