ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I got inside last night via doggy door
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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