i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
