the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He uses pillows to masturbate.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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