I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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