You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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