If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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