how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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