Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i came on her dog
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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