I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My dick has a subreddit
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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