I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
