How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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