we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
