May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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