just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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