just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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