Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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