she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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