Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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