How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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