Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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