Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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