so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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