The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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