please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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