When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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